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» boobs posted on 11/19/08 by Opie
W.O.W
Golf ball washer.
He will toss your salad
Nice.
Kung Fu clowns!
Quick Joke
An elephant asked a camel "Why do u have boobs on your back?"
The camel replied, "Dude that's a good question for a guy who has a penis on his face."
Couple of Images
Only way to play Wii.
He must be a wrestler.
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[ SFW ] - Hot girl.
[NSFW] - Fuck now.
[ SFW ] - Hot tease.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Hello Alizee.
[NSFW] - Porn reviews.
[ SFW ] - Fun dice game.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Why so serious?
[ SFW ] - Futuristic laptops.
[ SFW ] - I would bang Hedi.
[ SFW ] - Oldest body builder.
[ SFW ] - DAMN NIGGA is right.
[ SFW ] - 8 locations for a quickie.
[ SFW ] - Reasons to love the wind.
[ SFW ] - Trick shots with hot girls.
[ SFW ] - "Do you live in a box" haha
[NSFW] - Rate girls stripping videos.
[ SFW ] - Need some X-mas gift ideas?
[ SFW ] - Dropping stuff out of air planes.
[ SFW ] - Polar bear and dog make friends!
[ SFW ] - Michael Jordan loses 1 on 1 game.
[ SFW ] - Old school pictures hosted on Google. » bunch of shit posted on 11/17/08 by Opie
Lesnar Vs Couture!!! (2nd round)
Justin is in the Single Ladies video.. Funny stuff.
Craziest deer hunt ever.
HEADSHOT!
She can't celebrate correctly.
Dog got scared.
That hurt.
What an idiot.
Another raping dog.
Jokes
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Images
Cool biker.
Very true.
When it happened I laughed.
Nine inch fails.
What is that.
Yeah fuck the homeless.
Drugs aren't so bad.
Define irony.
Clever lawyer.
Dumbass.
No service.
Me neither.
Someone got trashed.
Real player sucks.
Awesome game camera shot.
What is white trash.
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[NSFW] - Hot ass.
[NSFW] - Porn 101.
[NSFW] - Wet teen.
[NSFW] - Busty Milf.
[ SFW ] - Stupid cat.
[ SFW ] - Nice rim job.
[ SFW ] - Hot Bond girl.
[NSFW] - Daily free porn.
[ SFW ] - Military humor.
[ SFW ] - Invisibility shirt.
[ SFW ] - Mobile treadmill.
[ SFW ] - Hello natural tits.
[ SFW ] - Has to be shopped.
[ SFW ] - This dancing is ridiculous.
[ SFW ] - I wonder if that cow died.
[ SFW ] - I want to paint you. (SNL)
[ SFW ] - Senior adult choir hip hop.
[ SFW ] - Some scary plane landings.
[NSFW] - 20 minutes of porn, Hooray!
[NSFW] - Maybe the best court case ever.
[ SFW ] - Get your Xmas shopping done early.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit this ASIAN lady is talented.
[ SFW ] - Holy high voice, skip to 57 seconds.
[ SFW ] - Chopper police pursuit. (Bad guy dead)
[ SFW ] - Justin Timberlake hosts SNL in two minutes.
[ SFW ] - Porn moves you should never use in real life.
[ SFW ] - If you're an Entourage fan play Viking Quest! » Rape me posted on 11/14/08 by Opie
The new Hitler!!!!!
Hi! I'm dumb.
Cats are stupid animals.
I think this dog is MAD.
Skittles are for fags too.
This dog can do a back flip.
This guy can't.
Maybe this cat is just lazy.
He didn't make it.
5 more minutes!
Joke
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girl gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My wife farted... bad, and I couldn't brief.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom .
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
You told me you were goin' to the store and July to me! Julyer!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I have some cake to share with my wife- this is my piece and this is herpes.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said harassment nothing to me!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him.
Images
Holy BEES!
And I thought she was just a Jew.
F.
What the...
It scared me too.
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[NSFW] - Nude.
[ SFW ] - Hot babe.
[NSFW] - Black book.
[ SFW ] - Girls sleeping.
[ SFW ] - Girl next door.
[NSFW] - Dating for adults.
[ SFW ] - Ask a gay guy?..
[ SFW ] - Cat Vs toothbrush.
[ SFW ] - Break dance surprise.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - This wheelchair rules.
[ SFW ] - Make oral easy for her.
[ SFW ] - Obama Word Association.
[ SFW ] - Nothing, you'll just laugh.
[ SFW ] - Is this considered dancing?
[ SFW ] - I'd like to caress that booty.
[ SFW ] - The Matrix runs on Windows.
[ SFW ] - Reasons not to drink so much.
[NSFW] - Why does this say penile exam?
[ SFW ] - Make him run by typing. I suck.
[ SFW ] - Mostly Drunk with Chance of Horny.
[ SFW ] - Let's make our kids say "Fuck Obama".
[ SFW ] - Snake hunting.. These guys are crazy.
[NSFW] - Nasty porn is always fun. (Skip to the end)
[ SFW ] - He changed his name to a bunch of superheroes. » Christian day posted on 11/12/08 by Opie
W.O.W
Sex underwater.
She shows them.
Joke
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighborhoods.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.
"How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."
A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added ... "It's not a Porch, It's an Audi."
Images
This kid is awesome.
That girl taking a shit?
I think someone just gave birth to this woman.
FUNNY DOGGIE!
The Pedo Bear is present.
Yay for beach nerds.
New member of Cheetah Girls.
Funny how that worked out.
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[NSFW] - XXX.
[NSFW] - HOT!
[NSFW] - Hot ass.
[NSFW] - Slutty sites.
[ SFW ] - Chinese Babe.
[ SFW ] - The black hole.
[ SFW ] - Some hot girls.
[NSFW] - Erotic meeting.
[ SFW ] - Pierced animals.
[ SFW ] - Game over for Bush.
[ SFW ] - Girls in funny shirts.
[ SFW ] - Neighborhood watch.
[ SFW ] - My jaw dropped too.
[ SFW ] - This is for Jesus freaks.
[ SFW ] - First 5 minutes of COD5.
[ SFW ] - These guys fucking suck.
[ SFW ] - I want a baby in a bottle.
[ SFW ] - I see more than one pig.
[NSFW] - She should just be naked.
[NSFW] - They strip, you rate them.
[ SFW ] - 100 movie spoilers in 5 minutes.
[NSFW] - A tug job that gave me a boner.
[ SFW ] - Waking up your sleeping buddy.
[ SFW ] - Some pretty cool "How to" videos.
[NSFW] - Adrienne Bailon's ass (Cheetah Girl)
[ SFW ] - Give me an "I WANT TO RAPE YOU"
[ SFW ] - Vote for the Top 99 Women of 2009.
[ SFW ] - I wish Amy Winehouse would just die.
[ SFW ] - In case you haven't seen Heidi Klum Guitar Hero.